Please note:
Wash less, stress less
Fact: The more you wash your tee, the faster it ages — like bad decisions. Hand wash it or use the gentlest machine cycle, like you’re handling a bad breakup.
Keep it in water for no more than 15 minutes. Whites with whites, darks with darks — it’s not rocket science, folks.
also, wash inside out and no twisting.
Easy on the soap opera
Detergents? They clean, sure, but also rob your tee of its mojo. Use a little detergent, no bleach (we're not monsters), and definitely don’t pour it directly on the fabric unless you’re into weird mystery stains. Dry cleaning? Pfft, save that for your fancy pants.
Let it air, don’t spin
Your tee deserves better than the laundry spin cycle of doom. Hang or flat dry it like the superstar it is. Oh, and keep it out of harsh sunlight unless you’re into that ‘I’ve been sunbathing for days’ look.
Groom it like a pro
Iron it while it’s still a little damp, but don’t stretch the neck rib — it’s delicate (like your feelings after a bad date). And if you want your tees to stay looking fresh, hit ’em with a lint roller. You know, like a boss.